I love it when you pathetic boys with tiny pricks call me up and tell me you have a tiny prick.
That’s because I am the small penis humiliation phone sex expert.
First, I’ll laugh at your tiny little needle dick. What a loser! You couldn’t satisfy anyone with that tiny thing.
Then I’ll have to examine my options with it. I could measure it, take pictures of it to show it to my girlfriends after. I could dress it up, rub it with one finger, or maybe just chop it off with a axe. Give me a call, I’m ready for some decent shrimp dick phone sex. It will amuse me.
Mistress Alena
888-306-TINY